Mom-mom: "What is Ben doing today?"
Me: "He's taking himself to the movies."
Mom-mom: "You have a weird relationship."
Pap-pap: "I couldn't sleep, so I was trying to watch TV. I didn't know they tried to sell pornographic things then."
Mom-mom (under her breath): "Not that they'd do anything for him anyway."
Me: "I was listening to a comedian who said that you should ask your grandfather about the last time he had sex, and it will be the funniest conversation you ever have."
Pap-pap: "Heh. Heh heh heh."
Mom-mom: "...it's been quite a while."
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